"The cleric, by this time is engaged in melee with the last morlock wife and rolling quite poorly. One of the fighters, in a fit of stupidity, throws a hand axe at the morlock wife. I told the player that if he misses, he then has to roll to attack the cleric (AC 9). He misses the morlock and buries his axe in the cleric's back, knocking her unconscious but not dead."
I do enjoy play reports and this is flipping fantastic. Nothing but win.