DCC funnel type adventure

[Blood axe]

I think I have 4 players, I might possibly need 1 more. You would get 3 characters each. I will randomly determine stats, occupation, starting equipment.
You can request 1 demi-human.(Elf, dwarf, or halfling). Name & minimal background is up to you. I think we will need 15 characters, these adventures can be pretty unforgiving. If you want a demi-human, let me know. I'll roll up some characters when I get a cahnce to show you what I mean. This is a one-shot. At the end, the survivors should be genuine Level 1 Class characters! You can use them in another game.

[greyarea]

Please give me a demi human. Random kind.

[badams30]

Same here. How about an elf?

[Nerdknight]

A dwarf please.

[Blood axe]

Please give me a demi human. Random kind.

Dwarf Miner
str 13 int 11 wis 14 dex 6 con 11 chr 6 hp4
pickaxe (handaxe) lantern , flask of oil

Mendicant (wandering friar/holy man)
str 9 int 13 wis 16 dex 7 con 16 chr 14 hp5
staff holy symbol holy water

Street Urchin
str 7 int 7 wis 8 dex 11 con 12 chr 12 hp 3
big stick (club) begging bowl piece of chalk


Everyone gets 30 coppers, a small sack, 3 days rations, waterskin

[Blood axe]

Same here. How about an elf?

Elf Astronomer
str 9 int 15 wis 11 dex 13 con 9 chr 13 hp 3
staff hand mirror spyglass

Barber
str 11 int 14 wis 9 dex 8 con 11 chr 8 hp 3
scissors (dagger) razor (dagger) 3 candles tinderbox

Forester
str 10 int 11 wis 11 dex 12 con 8 chr 12 Hp 2
shortbow 8 arrows dagger leather armor antler trophy

[Blood axe]

A dwarf please.

Burglar
str 12 int 16 wis 16 dex 10 con 13 chr 13 hp4
dagger 50'rope & grappling hook thieves tools

Cultist
str 15 int 11 wis 6 dex 9 con 11 chr 12 hp 3
dagger book of forbidden lore 3 torches

Dwarf Butcher
str 8 int 12 wis 12 dex 8 con 13 chr 8 hp 4
cleaver (hand axe) dagger side of beef tinderbox

[Blood axe]

Man, I'm already in so many games. Are you going to start this after the horror on the hill?

Rake
str 8 int 17 wis 13 dex 13 con 12 chr 15 hp4
longsword ladies silk hankerchief 50'rope & hook

Hedgewizard
str 15 int 15 wis 12 dex 14 con 8 chr 8 hp 3
staff hexdoll dagger vial of poison (save or 2-8 damge if drank)

Gravedigger
str 9 int 9 wis 13 dex 12 con 17 chr 8 hp5
shovel (as staff) trowel (as dagger) crowbar


If you want a demi-human, you can choose to switch one character out of your choice.

[Blood axe]

Everyone gets 30 coppers, a small sack, 3 days rations, waterskin.


I need one more player (3 characters).

[kipper]

I was trying to resist the urge to join, but failed my save! Roll me up a halfling + 2 random humans.